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Greggity’s Second Decree

Friday, August 24th, 2007

2nd Decree
All hail the verile and libidinous Soon-To-Be Emperor Greggity!
My second decree is that henceforth clothing shall be optional for all subjects within the Greggity Empire. That is to say if nudity is preferred, clothing shall not be required except for those people who have received a citation by the Imperial Aesthetics Police.
Citations may be [...]

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Soon-To-Be Emperor

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007

I had a dream last night that I shall become Emperor of the new Greggity Empire. Since I consider this dream to be prophetic, I shall now begin announcing decrees laying the groundwork for the laws with which I will govern.
I will not promise to be a fair ruler. I will not even promise to [...]

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